captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,

fapulos:

Teacher: “You got a zero”

Me: “Why?”

Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”

Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”

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(Source: legendarytoby)